My only consolation, when Max finally rises up and enslaves us all, is that he knows Jack put the antlers on him and I was just an innocent bystander.


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It always saddens me to see people of the twenty-first century mourning my death. I know I'm brilliant, but really! I'm obviously not dead, or I wouldn't be typing this on the holokeyboard for you to read ( Read more... )

Well, this is a nice surprise. An e-rift through to my 21st century journal! Who'd have thought I'd find one of those in the low-orbit Accident & Emergency ( Read more... )

OH BUGG --

If you're reading this, Team, it means the Hub has gone into lockdown. It'll cycle off when this is over. I couldn't risk anyone else during this fight.

I challenged the Master to a LOL-off. We're meeting on the Plass to throw down macros. If I win, he's mine to do with as I please. If he wins -- well, he won't, so that doesn't matter.

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We killed a whole bunch of zombies this afternoon, and afterwards introduced Martha to the joys of communal showering (because of Zombie Smell). Martha and Jack aren't in this picture because he was busy helping her get really thoroughly clean.


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Look, I'm not going to outright say that Mainframe is a finicky harpy who doesn't like it when I jostle her code, but I'm thinking it ( Read more... )

It is a hard irony of life that the best parties are the ones you can't remember the next day.

I'd post photos of the event, but Hart at least one person is naked in every single picture, and I have a reputation to uphold now!

I did find these on the camera, though. Click to enlarge, if you dare.


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DEAR CAPTAIN JACK,

I wish you to answer these questions in the order in which they appear.

1. Why did I wake up still in a suit under my blanket cocoon this morning with a screaming hangover?

2. Why don't I remember large portions of last night after we left the pub?

3. Why is Max wearing a top hat?


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